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The World According To Benji
Created on 2009-04-06 13:33:38 (#19397582), last updated 2009-05-02
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| Name: | Benji |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-05 |
| Location: | Brisbane, Queensland, Australia |

I'm Benji =]
Not anythingsexual, I just dont take gender into account.
I'm mostly friendly, unless you have a problem with being not anythingsexual.
There has to be a better word for that.
I write things that miiight be a little offensive. If you are offended, the Interwebz invented a little X that you can press. It's fun!
If you are male, try not to be TOO male. I wont like that. Just forget you have a penis whilst talking to me and we'll get along fine =]
I'm full of contradictions, and still trying to figure out which of my buttons does what. So if anyone has seen my user manual, can I borrow it? If you dont understand me, either it's because I dont either or you are too stupid.
Please consider the latter first before asking about the former.
Well that got us off to a bad start! =D
I should say something happy to make it all better.
I promise I wont redrums you with a melon baller and hide your body in 723 seperate tiny jars?
=]
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